Knarfy's Terrible PvP
by Knarfy
Knarfy's Terrible PvP adds joke weapons, consumables and abilities for Fabric that players can use in fights on single-player and multiplayer worlds.
What it does
Items in the mod are built around comedy and chaos. A Comically Large Rubber Chicken works as a squeaky melee weapon, an Obligatory Frying Pan swings for a critical hit with knockback, and a Stale Baguette has 10 durability and deals 25 attack damage. The Sharpened Dripstone is a shard that players can hurl, and it uses the trident's throwing pose as it leaves the hand.
Consumables cover quick healing and snacks, including Insta Gapple Slice, a quick snack, and an eat-resistance effect. Portable Void, when right-clicked, swaps the player's place with a random nearby entity. Grandma's Walker activates Grandma Mode for the player.
A full advancement tree sets goals such as Roll Initiative, Care some cookies and BOOOM, and a few items tie to specific interactions. The mod is released under the MIT License and is not open source. It targets game versions 26.1 – 26.1.2, and the latest Fabric file, 1.0.5, was published for 26.1.2 on 2026-05-13. The mod was first published on 2026-03-17 and last updated on 2026-05-13.
Key features
Joke melee weapons
The Comically Large Rubber Chicken, Obligatory Frying Pan and Stale Baguette act as melee weapons with their own swing and damage traits.
Throwable shard
Sharpened Dripstone can be thrown, and the player holds the trident throwing pose while doing so.
Swap with a nearby entity
Portable Void swaps the player's position with a random entity close by when it is right-clicked.
Snacks and quick healing
Insta Gapple Slice is a quick snack, and the mod adds a quick-heal effect alongside an eat-resistance effect.
Advancement tree
A full set of advancements, including Roll Initiative and BOOOM, guides players through the content.
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Compatibility
Latest build for each game version and loader.
Only full game releases are shown. This mod publishes no snapshot builds.
Use cases
Casual PvP servers
Server owners who run lighthearted duels can add the mod so that players fight with the joke items instead of standard gear.
Single-player chaos
Players testing combat silliness alone can use the weapons and swaps in a single-player world.
Who it’s for: Players and server owners who want absurd, comedic player-versus-player combat with silly items. Because the environment is client and server, the server and every player need the mod installed.
Questions
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In the catalog
Knarfy's Terrible PvP is one of 7,555 Cursed mods on ModsFinder, and one of 4,235 Cursed mods for Fabric. 15,189 mods support Minecraft 26.1.2.
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What the author says
A bunch of ridiculous PvP items designed to make fights chaotic, unfair, and extremely funny. Designed based on comments from Knarfy's YouTube Channel! (PLEASE remember that this mod is NOT supposed to be polished, and may lead to crashes or strange errors. Don't use this mod on a world you like!)
Official listing
- Modrinth page
- modrinth.com/mod/terrible-pvp
- Owner
- Knarfy
- Published
- 2026-03-17
- Updated on Modrinth
- 2026-05-13
- Facts verified
- 2026-10-15